Learn to play the guitar

Learn to play the guitar in next to no time.
That was a comment I herd while having a look around a discount guitar shop. I thought well only a really gifted guitar hero could do that.
I live in the real world, where learn and practice and practice some more, are the only real way to make a guitar sing out.

I asked the chap how a beginner could start out from cold. "Oh", he said,"how hard can it be?" You don't play guitar then I asked."No but so many people do,it must be easy."

I had thought about enlightening this Dumbo but thought better of it.

Malc.